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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Signs that I have been here far too long....

I think I have been here far too long, I can't take the Fif anymore some of my observations....

  1. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
  2. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
  3. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
  4. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
  5. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
  6. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
  7. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?
  8. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
  9. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
  10. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
  11. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
  12. The Terminator is your governor.

The Stars at night shine big and bright (clap clap clap) deep in the heart of Texas ......

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